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Monday, 2 December 2019

The one where Mike takes a predictable and punchable pride in waving filthy socks under Elizabeth's nose because he's a revolting muttonhead who was born without the ability to feel shame, remorse or empathy.

(Original Publication Date, 3 December 1990)

Panel 1: We start things off with Mike's sprawling on the couch like the sort of entitled shit who grows up to embed himself in the house like a tick and displace his parents and kid sister like that makes him a fucking hero being interrupted by Liz trying to sit down like this is her house too and she belongs there and other evil lies meant to hurt his alleged feelings. When he orders her to move because he was there first, she says "So what? You can't have the whole couch!"

Panel 2: When he says "Move", she dares him to make her.

Panel 3: He then jams his feet under her nose and revolts her with the stench.

Panel 4: The smug pile of excrement smiles a hateful smile as he tells us to never underestimate the power of killer socks.

Summary: Ladies and gents, our hero: a lazy, thoughtless, cruel and selfish pile of trash with a heart filled with unwashed gym socks. He takes pride in his being a creep to Liz and being a worthless slob but the latter is about to backfire on his dumb ass. Eventually, so will the former when Elly and John die and Gordon no longer has to cater to their whims.
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