dreadedcandiru2 (dreadedcandiru2) wrote in binky_betsy,
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Thursday, 31 January 2019

We finally get down to business when Gordon forces Mike to ask Allyson if she'll go to the dance with a chubby low-life in a ball cap and glasses that haven't been cleaned since Christ was a cub scout.

Panel 1: After having hauled their tongues back in, we find Mike asking Gordon why it is they're hanging around anyway; Gordon says that he wants ta talk t'Allyson.

Panel 2: When Mike asks why, Gordon says that he wanted to see if she'd go with them to the Valentine's Day dance.

Panel 3: Michael's reaction is one of incredulity and disbelief because it's funny and weird to him that his buddy Gordon is going to invite Allyson 'Slutshaming Nickname' Double Entendre Surname to the dance. Gordon smilingly denies this because he's got a surprise for Michael.

Panel 4: The not-funny surprise comes into play when Gordon shoves him towards the girls' locker room and tells him "YOU ARE!!"; this elicits the gobsmackage mandatory when a Patterson is volunteered for something.

Summary: Eventually, Lynn will wrench out her shoulder patting herself on the back for coming up with the idea of having Gord and Tracey work up from friendship to partnership. We get there by first having him waste his time on someone Lynn has declared to be trivial and selfish and bad because of course prettier girls want her to die alone.
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