Monday, October 30

Panel 1: Oh, that horrible Becky! I sure hope someone puts her in her place! And somehow, I think the flexible, valveless hose-a-phonium is the key to doing that! See, I'm REALLY good at picking up on subtle clues.

Meanwhile, is that 4E&E in the foreground, wearing those fringey costumes? If that's April, still with her hair down, that's one good thing: that's she's not going to perform with propeller head.

Panel 2: Shannon's on staff! Whatever that means, but that's cool! Seriously, no sarcasm: someone gave her some kind of responsibility, and we didn't have to spend a week hearing about how Apes made that happen and isn't she great. And she even says "eh?"

Panel 3: Oh crimeny crumbcake. I still refuse to believe that the FVHaP will make a dime's worth of difference. Also, I'm wondering how Phil is even allowed to be in the act. Unless the ghost costume is meant to conceal the fact that 4E&E brought in a ringer. Meanwhile, white hair notwithstanding, Eva looks hot. So how are we to reconcile that with her being the anti-Becky?

Panel 4: Uh...yeah. IRL, of course, the FVHaP would get a lot of unintentional laughs, and then everyone would settle in to hear real music. By FOOBiverse logic, of course, they will bring down the house, and RebeccaH will get a lukewarm reception at best. I can hardly wait. I also wonder how Eva's neck doesn't snap, with her hair three times as big as her head.