Panel 1: Well, I'll be! Two storylines converging! Is Phil, the musician, going to have some constructive advice for the band? Lord knows they need it. And again with the red starburst. Which, just so you know, Lynnions, to most people symbolizes cacophany, not music.
Panel 2: Oh, come on! Where's the driven, dedicated Phil we used to know? The one who flat refused to waste time tutoring Mike after it became clear he wasn't interested? It would not be hassling; it would be an intervention. Even his posture indicates his heart's no longer in it.
Panel 3: No, no, NO! Look, April used to take advice from your DAD; you're not too old. And another indication that you've given up: thinking you can't distract them from bubblegum crap.
Panel 4: Oh please, PLEASE let them ask him. Let there be some point to this. They've already admitted that they suck: that's the first step.