Panel 2: ??? Is he deliberately picking a fight?
Panel 3: Oh, we're just getting a statement about overloaded bookbags.
Panel 4: I can't wait to see the animation on this.
Panel 5: Oh, my sides. Anyway, I thought satchels were the new thing.
This is ridiculous. Why is the narrative so disjointed? I mean, at the very least, you'd think this would be April's back-breaking straw. Instead, after two strips of turmoil, it's suddenly like just any other day. And I guess we're never going to see Liz's reaction to Jim's misfortune.