dreadedcandiru2 (dreadedcandiru2) wrote in binky_betsy,

Friday, 9 June 2017: I have plan for John: MORE PAIN!!!!

That stupid meat-sack John wants to talk to Ted about Elly's remodeling plans because he wants someone around who agrees with his knee-jerk belief that he married a dizzy idiot who wants to spend him into the poorhouse.

(Strip Number 4981, Original Publication Date, 9 June 1988)

Panel 1: As she takes an instrument out of the autoclave, Jean tells John that he's dead wrong about remodeling because Elly deserves a new kitchen.

Panel 2: Her failure to agree that Elly can do without spurs Trash Bag Johnny to want to talk things over with joke character Doctor Ted.

Panel 3: When reminded that the pathetic mother's boy is a misogynistic assbucket who can be guaranteed to not take Elly's side, John tells Jean that he knows this.

Panel 4: He probably makes Rod wish that his head had had a fibreglass rooster dropped on it a lot sooner when he says that he wants to talk to someone who agrees with him.

Summary: Ted is pretty much Connie's shadow archetype in that they're both essentially only kept around because they're made of confirmation bias. Also, Rod probably spent most of the rest of 1988 being treated like something people dug outta their ear just because he bought a car that was useless because life is not to be enjoyed and cars are simply utilitarian objects meant to ferry kids, grub and lumber.

  • Post a new comment


    default userpic

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.