Panel 1: Oh, I am SO sure. Yes, this is exactly the kind of email a 15 y/o would send to her boyfriend. An' she even types "an'"? Also, her smile makes her look demented. And the everlasting tractor, that Patterson women always get a big O from driving.
Panel 2: Okay, first of all, I'm glad we didn't get a whole strip devoted to this. Second, she looks about 10. Third, if you're running for your life, drop the pail, for crissakes. And fourth, why is the rooster caricatured?
Panel 3: I can't read the sign. Something Animal Hospital. Anyone with better eyes than me? And what kind of animal is being brought in there -- a very small sheep? And again, does anyone type "gonna" instead of "going to"?
Panel 4: SUPER INTERESTING?! Or is she being sarcastic?
Panel 5: And that, my friends, is the only time you will see a Patterson handling drug paraphernalia.
Cripes, so we're in for a week of April At the Vet. Whoop-de-do.
