(Strip Number 4887, Original Publication Date, 12 November 1987)
Panel 1: Having noticed that Mike and Gordon are late, Warren wants to know why.
Panel 2: Gordon stammers out the fact that Mike had to...you know...like spend a while in the boys' room to...uh...wash.
Panel 3: Baldy McBurnedout piles on the fake-ass solicitude about how squeaky-clean, kissable and ready for the new day he is with the intent of publicly shaming them' judging by how the silhouettes are laughing, he's done so.
Panel 4: Having succeeded in making them look stupid, the bastard thought-bubbles that sarcasm is saving his alleged sanity. He used to compare it to the strap that some awful person banned.
Summary: It's a good thing that Mike did wash his face. Otherwise, Lardass would have called him Avocado Head forever. It's like how that moron coach called Mike Pinky and it stuck.