(Strip Number 7246, Original Publication Date, 6 September 1987)
Panel 1: As John pays for lunch at the Burger Bar, he's flagged down by a man with enormous mutant teeth and his daughter (also with messed-up teeth).
Panel 2: The Milborough Mutant tells John he's just the fellah he wants to see.
Panel 3: The reason is that he wants John to do him a solid and look at his kid's choppers.
Panel 4: The reason he wants a free consult is that he wants to know if she needs braces as badly as he obviously does.
Panel 5: He comments on the advice John is giving.
Panel 6: He then thanks John for the advice.
Panel 7: We find out that his first name is Chris when John has a legal issue and wants a lawyer's expert advice.
Panel 8: Chris says that he's free to contact him at any time.
Panel 9: When any time turns out to be office hours, John is less than impressed.
Summary: We get a lawyer joke and a subtle-as-a-mallet reminder that people will expect free advice without reciprocating if Rod insists on his evil, anti-marriage plan to go back into harem-keep....dentistry. It's two annoying things in one.