dreadedcandiru2 (dreadedcandiru2) wrote in binky_betsy,

Saturday, 4 June 2016

Lizzie denies Mike's claims that she's terrible at sports by focusing on her success at stomping on ants.

(Strip Number 4811, Original Publication Date, 6 June 1987)

Panel 1: A few seconds later, Michael complains that Elizabeth is a terrible out-outfielder.

Panel 2: This is because the ball went right past her and she didn't see it.

Panel 3: He complains she's done nothing all game only to be told that she did.

Panel 4: This is because he is unaware of her accomplishment of having stomped in 37 ant holes.

Summary: Again, Lizzie got bored with not playing baseball and checked out of the game. We'll find out why she wanted to do this in the first place when we're reminded that she's kind of scared of and bored by the Nichols' demon-spawn.

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