dreadedcandiru2 (dreadedcandiru2) wrote in binky_betsy,
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Tuesday, 31 May 2016

Today, we see what it is that fails to stop the ball: a small child terrified of softballs winging straight at her head.

(Strip Number 4808, Original Publication Date, 2 June 1987)

Panel 1: Now that we're at the park, we find Lizzie being told to catch a fly ball that's coming straight at her.

Panel 2: She focuses on the ball as it heads towards her.

Panel 3: At the last second, she shields herself with her glove because she's terrified of the missile that's about to take her head clean off.

Panel 4: She ducks away from the Ball Of Hitting Her In The Face And Hurting FOREVER!!! and thus, it falls into the dirt.

Summary: We're probably going to get a Little Lindy show about Lynn's own tendency to freeze and choke and die when playing horrible team sports of hurting and eternal pain and bleeding and mess and so on and so forth.
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