(Strip Number 4791, Original Publication Date, 6 April 1987)
Panel 1: As the class begins, the instructor tells her charges that they're going to learn the two step.
Panel 2: She starts out by having them learn the basic mechanics without their partners.
Panel 3: Once she pairs people with their partners, we find that uncoordinated idiots John and Elly keep stepping on each other's feet.
Panel 4: Baffled John wants to know how you do the two-step with four feet.
Summary: The answer is quite simple: be the creation of a woman who actually knows something about ballroom dancing.