dreadedcandiru2 (dreadedcandiru2) wrote in binky_betsy,
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Saturday, 6 February 2016: I have a 'suggestion' for Elly: DEATH!!!

We end the week with a reminder that Elly would rather consult an egg timer than a weather forecast when deciding when to let her kids back in the house.

(Strip Number 4758, Original Publication Date, 7 February 1987)

Panel 1: Now that the snow and wind have picked up with an authority, we find Mike and Lizzie on the porch asking if they can be let in. Since Elly is stupid, she says that they just went out.

Panel 2: Mike is told "a while" when he asks how much longer that he and Lizzie have to be out in a damned snowstorm.

Panel 3: Lizzie tags in and yells MOM only to have Elly ask what she wants.

Panel 4: Lizzie asks her if they can come back in when they're stiff.

Summary: This is probably why people point at Elly behind her back and make the PU gesture at her. It's appalling to see the stupid woman in the ponytail leave her children out in a damned blizzard because she's too effing fragile to cope with them and too bloody dim to look out her window and realize that her children are out in a snowstorm.
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