dreadedcandiru2 (dreadedcandiru2) wrote in binky_betsy,

Saturday, 24 October 2015

Yapping Imbecile Teacher starts whooping and hollering about EVIL LIZ evilly spreading germs because she doesn't understand that Lizzie needs relief from the stress of having an inept banshee who doesn't understand children as a first grade teacher.

(Strip Number 1098, Original Publication Date, 25 October 1986)

Panel 1: For some reason or another, the dime-store fascist they have teaching first grade yells PENCIL CHECK!!! and demands to see everyone's pencils.

Panel 2: Since she seems to have made it her goal in life to shit all over Lizzie, the yapping irritant whoops about how she sees teeth marks on Lizzie's pencils.

Panel 3: Lizzie feels like she wants to crawl into a hole and die when the stupid bitch blathers about how she's a GERM SPREADER that no DECENT person wants to be like.

Panel 4: Since some insane and antisocial creep enacted an insane and antisocial law against shooting Miss Blais in the face with a bazooka, Lizzie is left thought-bubbling that some days, you just feel like biting something.

Summary: I'm wondering which of Lindy's long-dead teachers is getting raked over the coals. I'm also wondering if Lynn realized that she's making a lot of people who have a lot of bad memories of idiot teachers happy. People like me who still resent being treated like a god-damned freak because I could sort of read despite not being exposed to the wonder-drug "See Dick. See Dick raise a generation of people who hate reading. See them raise children named Mike, Liz and April to be non-readers."

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