(Strip Number 1098, Original Publication Date, 25 October 1986)
Panel 1: For some reason or another, the dime-store fascist they have teaching first grade yells PENCIL CHECK!!! and demands to see everyone's pencils.
Panel 2: Since she seems to have made it her goal in life to shit all over Lizzie, the yapping irritant whoops about how she sees teeth marks on Lizzie's pencils.
Panel 3: Lizzie feels like she wants to crawl into a hole and die when the stupid bitch blathers about how she's a GERM SPREADER that no DECENT person wants to be like.
Panel 4: Since some insane and antisocial creep enacted an insane and antisocial law against shooting Miss Blais in the face with a bazooka, Lizzie is left thought-bubbling that some days, you just feel like biting something.
Summary: I'm wondering which of Lindy's long-dead teachers is getting raked over the coals. I'm also wondering if Lynn realized that she's making a lot of people who have a lot of bad memories of idiot teachers happy. People like me who still resent being treated like a god-damned freak because I could sort of read despite not being exposed to the wonder-drug "See Dick. See Dick raise a generation of people who hate reading. See them raise children named Mike, Liz and April to be non-readers."