Panel 2: Gah! Mike looks like a serial killer! And why is "tug" in a dialogue balloon?
Panel 3: But of course, we can't expect Delicate Geniuses to know how to fix stuff. Yeah, I know, he fixed the porch, but someone here already pointed out what a shoddy job he made of it.
Panel 4: Ha! Somebody watches Red Green!
Panel 5: Look, jackass, it's not the design of the ceiling fan. It's the fact that it's decades old. And the fact that you're too cheap to get an air conditioner, or move to a better apartment. In fact, refresh my memory: did one of the retcons mention an a/c? Anyway, I love how anything that goes wrong is always someone else's fault. And this is an old punchline: "Whoever designed/invented _blank_ never did _blank_" when the obvious solution is, either don't do _blank_, or use the _blank_ properly.