dreadedcandiru2 (dreadedcandiru2) wrote in binky_betsy,

Monday, 21 September 2015

We remind ourselves that idiot Mike is sort of short-sighted and melodramatic when he begs Elly to stop her campaign because HE might get teased.

(Strip Number 4680, Original Publication Date, 22 August 1986)

Panel 1: As Michael looks on glumly, Elly is excited to see herself on the front page of the Lifestyles section in the newspaper.

Panel 2: Shortsighted and self-absorbed imbecile child Michael is embarrassed because she clearly only wants to race around with a picket sign to RUIN HIS LIFE.

Panel 3: Elly says somebody has to get out there and fight for the arts and the Old Town Hall Theatre.

Panel 4: Since anything that might expose the Best Kid EVER to teasing like a boring ordinary worthless person like Lizzie is bad, Michael wishes it were somebody else.

Summary: If there are notes, they'll translate to "Stupid Aaron was stupid because my strip was just fiction and, despite his hysterical pleas otherwise, could not possibly have had any bearing on how he was treated." which translates to "My strip is just ink on paper designed only to please me if people ask me to feel bad for them but more real than reality when I get the praise I crave more than life itself."

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