dreadedcandiru2 (dreadedcandiru2) wrote in binky_betsy,
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Wednesday, 17 June 2015

Mike and Lizzie maliciously ruin Elly's life forever by getting a grape soda stain on the white graduation gown that they want her to wear.

(Strip Number 4636, Original Publication Date, 18 June 1986)

Panel 1: As Elly tries to fit Lizzie's graduation gown, she tells her to hold still. What she doesn't realize is that Mike just handed Lizzie a can of grape soda because he's got a tiny brain.

Panel 2: Since she's too focused on hemming the silly thing, her complaint about how baffled she is about the decision to have the kids all in white is totally baffling.

Panel 3: She's about to complain that it's only going to get dirty when a belch and a spill finally alert her to the presence of the soda can.

Panel 4: When Lizzie finishes her sentence for her, Elly is in despair again.

Summary: It would be more profitable for her to have spent her time asking herself how she could have avoided this. For starters, she should have told Mike to take a hike for the duration. Also, look for a Lynnsight that asks the question of how pants-on-head stupid the people at Evil Adultery-Loving Lynn Lake were to dress small children up in stain-magnet white.
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