jelly jones (qnjones) wrote in binky_betsy,
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Alternate universe?

Hmm, Liz feels insignificant. That must be a new feeling for a Patterson, since the FOOBiverse revolves around them. No wonder she's uptight. Good. I hope Paul barely gives the little bitch a passing glance ever again.

So, they knew each other when they were 16? At the pow-wow trail? $100 says that "get together" means "we went to third base behind the baloney and bannock stand."

Notice how Paul's eyes are positiviely popping out in the first three panels as he stares at Susan. Love it. His lust for her could not be more obvious. Which makes i thard to understand why his arm is around Liz in the last two panels. Maybe because he's so gobsmacked with love at first sight that he needs support, or he'll topple over. It's sure not affection!

Nice provocative, come-hither pose by Susan in panel 4. Her hips are cocked and clearly saying, "Hey Mountie, wanna hump like two teenagers at a pow-wow?"

Another $100 says that if we see Susan again, she will be dressed in a much sexier, more stylish fashion.

As Liz would say, if this is love, I'm loving it! That dimwit deserves everything she gets. It's even more hilarious to me that it seems like Paul is not just thinking of dumping her...he's simply momentarily forgotten she exists at all. Excuse me while I squeal with delight.
Tags: chudsers, liz an' paul, qnjones, stick with your own kind, white goose flies south
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  • Monday, 26 July 2021

    The one at the home front where Mike proves that he comes by being a revolting ass honestly.

  • Sunday, 25 July 2021

    Come! I will teach you the Elly Patterson! She is this immaturity! She is this wave of nausea! Synopsis: After the family leaves for the day, Elly…

  • Saturday, 24 July 2021

    The one where Jim and Marian start the last phase of their lives together. Panel 1: Now that they've moved their parents into their new home, Phil…