dreadedcandiru2 (dreadedcandiru2) wrote in binky_betsy,
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Wednesday, 19 November 2014

We continue on with the lecture when Elly makes a flippant comment about what'll attract the drooling vermin public to the library.

(Strip Number 4536, Original Publication Date, 20 November 1985)

Panel 1: We find ourselves watching Elly read Sue's Christmas program and going goggle-eyed because of its averageness. For some reason, having guest speakers, book readings, films, plays and contests staggers her.

Panel 2: She then tells Susan that this is a pretty ambitious program she's got going.

Panel 3: Sue makes the stupid-ass palms-out pleading gesture as she asks Elly how else the library is supposed to attract patrons.

Panel 4: Elly's response is to make a wise-ass crack about applying for a bingo license.

Summary: I have a rather simpler suggestion for attracting people: getting rid of the smug jerk who thinks that everyone not as well 'educated' as she believes herself to be is the family on Honey Boo-Boo. Once the arrogant hypocrite ruining Story Time is gone, the place will immediately become far less oppressive a place.
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