(Strip Number 4525, Original Publication Date, 19 October 1985)
Panel 1: We find the Pattersons at the dinner table messily eating corn on the cob like savages.
Panel 2: As they continue to revolt us by Pattersnarfing, hamster-cheeked Mike grabs another cob of corn.
Panel 3: As he CHEW-CHOMP-SHLUPP-SHLOOOORRRRRRKS down his meal, he asks Elly something.
Panel 4: That "something" is "Would Queen Elizabeth be allowed to eat corn on the cob?"
Summary: The associated Lynnsight blathers about some friend of Lynn's who does a parody of Her Maj that's guaranteed to void even the strongest bladder.