(Strip Number 957, Original Publication Date, 9 October 1985)
Panel 1: Now that Mike has been chased off, we find John looking in as Elly is astonished by the thing she was about to astonished by when she was interrupted. Said astonishing thing appears to have been a shocking and ridiculous thing that an evil, conflict-causing MAN did the other day.
Panel 2: When she's about to talk about how wrong the said lunatic was to do whatever unbelievable thing did, Elly says that she hears something.
Panel 3: Said thing is heavy breathing on the line.
Panel 4: When she bellows "WHO'S LISTENING IN ON THE EXTENSION?!?!", the force temporarily causes John's face to implode.
Summary: Don't worry, Nosey Parker....you'll have the rest of your life to hear what unbelievable thing Ted did. You'll be hearing about it for the next thirty or forty years so shut up, fold your hands and give your wife some privacy.