dreadedcandiru2 (dreadedcandiru2) wrote in binky_betsy,
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The Strawberry Jam Tyrant and Why The Treasuries Are Subpar.

It would seem that in my haste to talk about Lynn's stupid letter, I forgot about this clue as to why they are so blasted cheap-looking:


A couple of summers ago, my friend Robin, a chef, stayed for a week in my cottage to escape from the busy kitchen he oversees in a Toronto hotel. After a day of complete relaxation, he asked me if he could cook for me – be my private chef (are you kidding??!!) He said it would be his pleasure to take me shopping, show how he chooses his produce and to find some special things to make. A couple of things I remember about the shopping lesson was: organic IS better, and when you’re buying citrus fruit, weigh the orange or grapefruit in your hand. The more it weighs, the more juice is inside: don’t go by the attractiveness of skin. Makes sense!

Well I had the best private school all to myself. I learned how to cook salmon and lamb with sauces, how to make easy, beautiful salads with poached pears and best of all, we made pastry. I had always been disappointed in the way my pastry turned out and I needed a fool-proof recipe. Now I make pies and quiche and I always have a ball of dough in the freezer – just for “emergencies”.

Surprisingly, my little granddaughter Laura loves to help me bake. She’s interested in the process as much as she’s keen to sample the wares. She insists on having on her “appon” and makes sure I’m wearing mine. She knows that after the pie is made and the crust trimmed and ready, she can have all the cuttings. Then we make “jam busters”! This photo is of Laura and me making jam busters a few days before Christmas. She didn’t need to ask why this kid-friendly treat is called a jam buster. The folded over circles of pastry with the most jam in them bust open, and the jam runs onto the baking pan. This browned fruit “taffy” is part of jam-buster goodness and has to be savoured.

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Here’s Robin’s pastry recipe:

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Notes:

  • When you look at the photo of Laura "helping" Lynn, you will immediately notice the same thing that howtheduck did: Laura being firmly shooed away from doing anything that would interfere with Lynn's control of the situation. If the woman is unable to let her own grandchild get a little messy because that would mean that she's not one hundred percent in charge (and thus totally helpless), we're not dealing with a woman who'd shrug and let Fantagraphics or IDW do the treasuries properly because she confuses surrendering a little bit of control to surrendering ALL of it.
  • Laura's hair is in that ghastly propeller topknot that the Martian wears.
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