(Strip Number 4479, Original Publication Date, 8 March 1985)
Panel 1: We find the Pattersons at the terminal building. As John struggles with Elly's luggage, he asks her if she's carrying an anvil.
Panel 2: She tells him that she's packed some books for his dad and some records for his sister.
Panel 3: As they pass by the flight insurance kiosk, she asks him if she should buy some. He says no.
Panel 4: He does, however, hope that the baggage handler has Blue Cross.
Summary: Har-de-freaking-HAR, Johnny. Make your wife feel like a jerk just because you're out of shape.