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Monday, 21 October 2013

In today's strip, Mike foolishly takes Elly's statement about 'thinking' about allowing the Halloween party literally instead of realizing that she's said "No effing way am I letting a bunch of snot-nosed brats crud up MY house!!" in Mom-speak.

(Strip Number 730, Original Publication Date, 22 October 1984)

Panel 1: As Elly murders her free time at the ironing board, Mike pleads pathetically for a chance to have a Halloween party in order to show people that his family aren't ALL antisocial hermits like the nattering nabob of negativity with the ponytail.

Panel 2: Since she doesn't want to say no to his face, she tells him that she'll think about it. Anyone with a brain would realize pretty much immediately that her decision would be handed down some time next July. (As for replacing and/or repairing the malfunctioning iron punching its own little hole in the ozone layer, she'd sooner allow the party.)

Panel 3: Since Mike is kind of too stupid to realize that he's just been shot down, he stands there like an idiot.

Panel 4: His asking her if she can't think any faster than that surprises her.

Summary: This is because Michael has yet to learn that Elly doesn't speak English; she speaks the similar-sounding "Passive-aggressive Idiot". It sounds like English but words and meaning have as little to do with each other as possible.
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