(Strip Number 713, Original Publication Date, 26 September 1984)
Panel 1: As he and Mike walk down the street, Elly-disrespecting, murder-simulator-loving Gordo tells that he and his dad had to do housework like they were girls or some junk when his mom went back to work.
Panel 2: Why, he even had to lower himself by doing the laundry once.
Panel 3: Michael asks how he got away with only doing it once.
Panel 4: Bad Influence Gordon smugly tells him he did it wrong.
Summary: Remember how up until he was Touched By Pattersons, Gordon was a BAD INFLUENCE whose advice must be avoided at all costs because he wants to corrupt Mike into serving CHAOS? We're looking at a prime example right here, gang! He ain't some dumb kid who wants to avoid being razzed by other scruffy little muttonheads. He's an evil monster because he flat-out tells Mike that Elly doesn't know what she's talking about a lot of the time and isn't really looking out for Mike's best interests. He's also a stand-in for a little boy who's going to be the subject of a nasty comment in which he's being made out to be pure evil because he isn't instantly good at something his idiot mother doesn't have the time to show him how to do.