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Tuesday, 17 September 2013: John Patterson of Earth: DIE!!!

In today's strip, oafish jackass John reminds us he thinks that women have no other purpose than to look after insensitive vermin like himself.

(Strip Number 708, Original Publication Date, 18 September 1984)

Panel 1: Elly hints at how this arc is going to end by swearing under her breath and thought-bubbling she's been somehow forced into re-folding Michael's clothes.

Panel 2: She complains that he simply pulls stuff out without thinking about it because he just doesn't care about anything.

Panel 3: As idiot John looks on, she yells "WHEN THE HELL IS HE GOING TO START KEEPING HIS DRAWERS TIDY?!"

Panel 4: Unfrozen Caveman Dentist John enters and tells her to let his future wife worry about keeping his things tidy.

Summary: A better man, a man capable of self-reflection and empathy would probably say "When you stop doing it for him and make it stick." Not this asswipe. Nope. Just not in him. Boy, howdy, Deanna loves her some awful people, doesn't she?
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