Panel 2: ACK! It's GRANTHONY! RUN!
:::pant pant::: Okay, first of all, is he pumping gas? And secondly, oh yeah: you know ALLLLLL about being tempted, don't you.
Panel 3: Jeez, what don't they have?
Panel 4: And ha, ha, another the-world-is-so-confusing-nowadays gag. "Excremo" and "Lotsafroth" are mildly amusing, but not the signs of the apocalypse that LJ would apparently have us believe. Meanwhile, Anthony sure has a girly stance. If his profile were a bit longer, I'd think it was Connie standing there.
Anyway, I think it's safe to assume that Granthony has been brought in for a reason. Hopefully, it's so John can tell him how happy Liz is with Officer Morsel, not so that Granthony can beg John to run interference with Liz for him. Heck, maybe he'll stick his head in one of the coffee vats and drown himself, with his last words being, "I HAVE NO HOOOOOOOOOM...:::gurgle:::"