(Strip Number 695, Original Publication Date, 1 September 1984)
Panel 1: We find Phil at home slowly losing his marbles because the mean old doctor told him no more cigarettes forever and ever.
Panel 2: This is because without his smokes, he doesn't know what to do with his hands.
Panel 3: Georgia tells him to hold on to something healthy and hands him a carrot.
Panel 4: Panicky Idiot Phil tells her she must be kidding about calling it healthy given that it's spent its life covered in dirt.
Summary:: The interesting thing is that we get a chirpy, unsympathetic Lynnsight that says that Alan actually said this when Joan suggested a carrot as a substitute for the super-addictive psycho-active chemical he's been enslaved to.