Panel 2: "Flashpoint burp"? Is that what happens when you eat a whole jar of red chiles? And what's "um..."? John having second thoughts already?
Panel 3: Yeah; it makes him feel like he still has a pair.
Panel 4: Yeah, man! The 'Asse is basically a mom-mobile, so why does John want to compete with it?
Panel 5: Lordy.